Dear Starbucks, you are just another piece of work.

Dear Starbucks, you are just another piece of work. 

Starbucks, Starbucks, Starbucks, where do I even start. You charge over $3 for a medium tea. Oh wait sorry that's right it's  "grande" not medium. Please do forgive my mistake....  Anyways do you really need to stand out and be so "posh" by using another language? Give me a break. 
First of all my tongue is still recovering from a burn from 4 days ago. Yes yes I should sue you but I have better things to do. 
Like rant about you on my blog no one reads. *as she laughs to herself*

Back to the reason, no many reasons you "grind my gears"  ...  "rev my engine" and NO you're not revving it in a good way. 
Your chai latte AND London fog should die!
Spent half the time just trying to get past the foam to welcome my tongue to HELL!!! Yes, tongue hell.  You'd think after all that time it would've  cooled down. Yeah no, not the case.
For over $4 I had to sift through foam and ended up sending my tongue to a burning hell. Thanks. 

Oh by the way. I could go to Tim Hortons with $3 and get a bagel toasted with butter, a large tea and get a penny back. OH WAIT here's the best part.
I DON'T HAVE TO PUT IN MILK/CREAM or SUGAR. 
See not only have I gotten more for my buck. I don't have to waste my time. 
If I wanted to make my own tea I could have done that in the convenience of my own home, thank you very much. 

But obviously people like you for some odd reason. 

I'll let you in on a little secret. They only like you for your looks.